My News 12.13.2023
“Good Afternoon Class”
“Good Afternoon Ms. Moreau”
“I guess I have to tell the Class, Why You have had a Substitute Teacher for the last few Days”
“My Computer, which I built 13 Years ago, croaked finally”
“The Motherboard bit the Dust”
“At the time that I bought it, it was state of the art”
"An EVGA board with Japanese Black transistors, that were Hand Binned”
“Hand Binning is, the hand selecting and testing of each individual component”
“Also, it had 4-way SLI, Scalable Link Interface”
"SLI allows two, three, or four graphics processing units, GPUs, to be placed on the Motherboard, to share the workload when rendering real-time 3D computer graphics or for Crypto Mining, etc."
“Suffice it to say I bought new components, and I am building a new one that is also state of the Art”
“In My Lian Li case, that is only 1 of 300 made”
“I always wondered, when Computers croak”
“Do they go to Heaven?”
“Only God knows, so to speak”
“That aside, I will try to start Class”
“My topic Today will be the History and Practices of Wine Making”
“Ms. Moreau”
“Yes Rod”
“What's the difference between a Priest and a Wine lover”
“What?”
“A Wine lover likes when its older
In My Head
"Jesus Motherfucking Christ !!"
“Ms. Moreau”
“Yes Mr. Wang”
“I am a wine enthusiast”
“Why is that?”
“The more I drink the more enthusiastic I become”
“As opposed to Your enthusiasm for My Classes, I am for sure”
“Ms. Moreau”
“Yes Peter”
“Wanna know what my favorite White wine is?”
“Not Really, But go ahead”
“The immigrants are taking all our jobs !!!”
In My Head
“Christ, I need about 4 bottles of wine right now”
“Ms. Moreau”
“Yes Dick”
“What’s the difference between fine wine and fine women?”
“I’ll bite”
“Fine wine doesn’t try and escape from my cellar”
“Ms. Moreau”
“Yes Spurt”
“Why do Japanese Christians offer rice wine to Jesus?”
“This I have to hear”
“For Christ’s sake”
“My sentiment exactly about all of You”
“OK, My turn for a few jokes and then I will start My lesson”
“A Canadian a Russian and a French guy are all armed with pistols and sitting around a camp fire”
“The Russian pulls out a full bottle of Vodka, opens it and drinks about a quarter of it”
“He then throws it up into the air, draws his gun and shoots it”
“The Canadian yells”
“What the Fuck?”
“The Russian says"
"In Russia We have so much Vodka We can waste it like that"
“The French guy nods His head, pulls out a bottle of wine and drinks half of it, and throws it up and shoots the bottle”
“Again, the Canadian yells”
“What the Fuck?”
“The French guy says”
"It's the same in France with wine"
"The Russian then asks”
"Hey Mr. Canadian man, isn't there something in Canada you have a lot of that you can waste?"
“So, the Canadian draws His gun and shoots the French guy”
Class Roars in laughter
“One More”
“A Man is walking through a park”
“He sees a Girl in a wheelchair crying”
"What's wrong?"
“The Man asks”
"I have never been kissed before"
“The Girl says”
“The Man kisses Her and She goes home happy”
“The next day the Man is walking through the same park”
“He sees the Girl in wheelchair again crying”
"What's wrong?"
“The Man asks”
"I never have been Wined and Dined before"
“She says”
“So the man takes Her out for a beautiful meal, gets Her drunk and wheels Her off home.”
“Again, the Man walks through the park, the following day”
“The Girl is still in the wheelchair crying”
"What's wrong?"
“Asks the Man”
"I have Never been Fucked before"
“Says the Girl”
“So, the Man picks up the Girl and throws Her in the river”
“And says”
"Well, You're Fucked now"
Class explodes in laughter
“Alright enough nonsense, let’s start”
“The History and Practices of Wine Making”
“According to an ancient Persian fable”
“Wine was the accidental discovery of a Princess seeking to end Her life with what She thought was poison”
“Instead, She experienced the Elixir’s intoxicating effects as it released Her from the anxieties of Royal Court life”
“Evolving over the centuries, g**** growing and winemaking has continued to grip the Human Imagination, inspiring Passion and Ingenuity”
“Archeological evidence suggests that the fruits cultivation and the subsequent wine making, began in Mesopotamia"
"And the areas surrounding the Caspian Sea"
"Sometime between 6000 and 4000 BCE"
“Ms. Moreau”
“Yes Mr. Schlong”
“Were You around then?”
“How Fucking old, do You think I am?”
“Pretty Old”
"Thanks, You, little, !@#$%^&*()”
“Now, The drink was savored by Royalty and Priests, while the Commoners drank Beer, Mead, and Ale”
"Like all of You !!"
“The ancient Egyptians, the first culture known to document the process of wine making”
“Preserved descriptions of harvesting g****s and drinking wine on clay tablets, which have been discovered within the burial chambers of the Social Elite”
“Winemaking made its way to Greece, where it permeated all aspects of society, from Literature, Mythology, Medicine, Leisure, and Religion”
“The Romans took vine clippings from Greece back to Italy”
“And centers of viticulture soon developed in France, Germany, Italy, Spain, Portugal, and the rest of Europe”
“Ms. Moreau”
“Yes Mr. Ploughman”
“What is the difference between a $200 wine and a $20 wine?”
“What?”
“$180”
“That's a pretty bad joke”
"So, What's a Henway ?, Mr. Ploughman"
"What Ms. Moreau?"
"About 8 LB's"
"So, There are essentially 4 types of Vines grown in a Vineyard"
"Vinifera, Grafted Vinifera, American Vines and Hybrids"
"In the late 19th century, a New World pest called Phylloxera ravaged the Old World's vineyards"
"The only solution was to graft new vines onto rootstocks resistant to the louse"
"Today, the vast majority of the world's vines are grafted or some Hybrids"
"However, s**ttered across the wine world are small pockets of vines planted on their own roots"
"Some of them are ancient vines that survived the original epidemic"
"Others are planted in areas and soils that have resisted the louse"
"Working with these vines is a risky choice, as they remain susceptible to Phylloxera"
“OK, Trade routes and early explorers carried vines and the fruit growing treatises to Mexico, Argentina, and North Africa”
“And the culture of wine continues to spread around the Globe today, with vines growing on every continent except Antarctica”
“Now this part will be off the top of My head”
“When I was working in France”
“I had an affair for 8 years with the Head of a Champagne House in Reims”
"It is very common in France for a Man to have a Mistress"
"Don't tell His Wife, Please"
“I was twenty 22 Years old at the time and He was 40 years My senior”
“Ms. Moreau”
“Yes Dick”
“Was that more than a Century ago?”
Class Snickers
“God, You are a Dick !!”
“So, I learned a lot about Wine and Champagne making from Him and some experience”
“I begged Him to let Me work part time, in the Vineyards, that they got the fruit from"
"On My Hands and Knees as usual"
"For many Years, I did just that work”
"Pruning, Picking, Processing and so on"
"I even did an Event as one of the Stewardesses, for the Champagne House"
"The Hostesses with the Mostest"
"Ms. Moreau"
"Yes John"
"Does that make You Common"
"Not at all, just a Pro"
"Unlike all of You Peon's"
“Now, In the picture on Your screen”
“In the top middle of the photo”
“You can see on the top of the Riddling rack, the Hat and Glasses, that I wore”
“Ms. Moreau”
“Yes Willy”
“A Super Sexy flight attendant asked Me how I like My coffee”
“And?”
"I tried to sound cool, So I told Her I like My coffee like I like My Women”
“That's when She told Me”
"That's cute Honey, but the coffee's Free”
“You don't have to pay for it here!"
“How did You know that, Willy?”
“That’s an Aviation Transport Secret”
“And, !@#$ You”
“To continue”
“Wine was essentially discovered, because of the fact that”
“There is Yeast all around the Planet in the air”
“Centuries ago, g*****s were stored in covered Urns”
“As opposed to other fruits, g****s have a higher sugar content”
“Some of the g****s started to rot and when they combined with the Yeast, which is all around, the sugars were converted to alcohol, and CO2”
“That same process has been refined over the Years”
“Yeasts that are used in fermentations today, have been isolated, from many sources and are used in different productions”
“For example”
“Epernay Yeast and others are used in the Production of Champagnes”
“Now, Red Wines and White Wines are made differently”
“White G****s are Picked First”
“And then put in a Destemmer Crusher”
“The crushed G****s along with the MOG, Matter other than G****s”
“Are finally put into, for example, a Pneumatic Bladder press”
“The resulting juice is then fermented in large tanks”
“Red wine is run through the same Destemmer Crusher ”
“But not pressed, right away”
“The skins remain with the juice and are fermented over a few days to extract the Flavors and Tannins”
“Then later on are pressed out”
“Both of the fermented products are then transferred from tank to tank over time, leaving the Lees behind”
“Lees are the leftover yeast particles from Autolysis”
“Which is the self-destruction of yeast cells by enzymes created from fermentation”
“Moving from tank to tank, results in a more clarified wine, without having to filter, till later”
“Then during the colder months, the wine is either naturally or mechanically refrigerated”
“To leave the Salts behind”
“The next year, the wine is transferred to other tanks”
“And in the case of white wines, they can either be aged in barrels for a short time or just bottled”
“Red wines usually sit in the barrels for Years”
“Interestingly, one of the barrels used for Red wine is Limousin Oak from the Limousin forest”
“The Limousin and Tronçais forests were originally planted by Jean Baptiste”
“But the interesting fact is, that I am alluding to, is, that the finest Carriages in Europe were made of Limousin Oak”
“And that is where the word, Limousine comes from”
"Ms. Moreau"
"Yes Peter"
"I thought You are Dutch, why are You speaking French?"
"Shut the !@#$ up, Peter"
“Now, that We know the process of making wine”
“How is Champagne made?”
“History states that Dom Perignon discovered the process from wine in a bottle, that had residual yeast in it"
"It had refermented, trapping the CO2, making sparkling wine”
“He called it Little Stars”
“That is why one of Dom Perignon's Champagne is called White Star”
"Another well known person in Champagne production is"
"Madame Veuve Clicquot Ponsardin or Widow Clicquot or Veuve Clicquot"
"Born December 16th, 1777 to July 29th, 1866"
"She is Known as the, Grande Dame of Champagne"
"Which is the name of Their best Champagne"
"La Grande Dame"
"She Was a French Champagne producer"
"She took on Her Husband's wine business when widowed at 27 years old"
"Under Her ownership, and Her skill with wine"
"The company developed early Champagne production, using a novel technique"
"The brand and company of Veuve Clicquot Ponsardin still bears Her name"
"Under Her management and Her skill with wine"
"The company developed early Champagne using the novel technique called Riddling"
"Prior to this invention, the second fermentation of wine to create champagne, resulted in a very sweet wine"
"With large bubbles and sediment from the remains of the yeast used in the fermentation in the bottle"
"Which created the bubbles in the wine and resulted in a cloudy wine"
"She still used the original English technique of adding sugar"
"But after this second fermentation was complete, the bottles were held upside down"
"The bottles were regularly turned so that the dead yeast would all gather near the cork, Riddling"
"Once the settling was complete, the wine near the cork was removed, followed by an addition of wine to refill the bottle"
"Legally Champagne is only from France"
"The rest of the World must call it, Sparkling wine"
“Champagne is made either from, a now still, single wine"
"Or a blend of many wines”
“The wine is put into Champagne bottles with a mixture, calculated out, with Champagne Yeast, such as Epernay and Sugar”
”Champagne bottles are twice as thick as regular wine bottles, to handle the forces of pressure”
“Fermentation reoccurs in the bottle, but instead the CO2 remains in the bottle, as opposed to going off into the atmosphere, as in regular wine production”
“That is where the carbonation comes from”
“Now the Lees are still in the bottle and so how are they gotten out?”
“The bottles are put into a Riddling rack on an angle”
“And rotated to move the Lees to the neck of the bottle”
“But how are they removed?”
“Generally, by freezing the neck of the bottle and creating a solid plug of the Lees”
“The bottle is turned upright and the cap removed and with a little warming of it, the plug blows out, of the bottle”
“Ms. Moreau”
“Yes Rod”
“Like a Wang?”
“Yep”
Immediately it is corked”
"Like I would do to You, Rod !!"
“In modern large scale production, the process is somewhat similar, but automated”
"I like Champagne a lot"
"But not for the reason most do"
"That it is sophisticated, expensive, etc."
"But that I like the smell and taste of the Yeast"
"It brings back many memories of the overpowering smells during fermentation and of My romance"
“Now, About the only wine that is made differently, is Noveau Beaujolais”
“Whole red g****s are placed in a closed container along with yeast”
“Consequently, the fermentation occurs inside the g****”
“The process is call, Carbonic Maceration”
“It is pressed shortly thereafter it is finished”
“And it is not aged, but sold soon after, in the later Fall”
"Very fruity and somewhat light"
“And that concludes My lesson for today”
“A Short Synopsis of the History and Practices of Wine Making”
“Ms. Moreau”
“Yes Stretch”
“I love cooking with wine”
“You Do?”
“Yes, And sometimes I even put it in the food I'm preparing”
“Ha Ha”
“And what wine do You use, Thunderbird, Boones Farm or Mogen David?”
“Alright one more joke from Me”
“A Farmer has a good harvest and decides to buy a barrel of wine to celebrate with His Wife”
“He brings it home and sets it outside of their cottage, and He and His Wife celebrate Their success”
“The next day, the Farmer wakes to find the barrel is now only half full, but They'd only had a few glasses each”
“Furious about the thievery, He posts a sign saying”
"This wine belongs to Farmer Joe, Thieves will be shot."
“Satisfied, He and His wife continue their celebration that evening”
“But the next morning, the barrel is down to a quarter full and the Farmer is incensed”
“His Wife says”
"Honey, You're going about this all wrong"
“She makes a new sign that says”
"Piss barrel, Do not drink!"
“The Farmer smiles at Her cleverness, confident no one in Their right mind would steal from the barrel”
“The next morning, the Farmer goes to check the contents and hoping He didn't lose any more wine”
“And finds the barrel full again”
BRNNG BRNNG
“That is the bell and the end of Class"
"I will see most of You in Detention after School”
“Class Dismissed !!”
"And get the !@#$ out of My hair"
In My head
“My God, I need a lot of Wine and a really Good Fucking !!”
“Good Afternoon Ms. Moreau”
“I guess I have to tell the Class, Why You have had a Substitute Teacher for the last few Days”
“My Computer, which I built 13 Years ago, croaked finally”
“The Motherboard bit the Dust”
“At the time that I bought it, it was state of the art”
"An EVGA board with Japanese Black transistors, that were Hand Binned”
“Hand Binning is, the hand selecting and testing of each individual component”
“Also, it had 4-way SLI, Scalable Link Interface”
"SLI allows two, three, or four graphics processing units, GPUs, to be placed on the Motherboard, to share the workload when rendering real-time 3D computer graphics or for Crypto Mining, etc."
“Suffice it to say I bought new components, and I am building a new one that is also state of the Art”
“In My Lian Li case, that is only 1 of 300 made”
“I always wondered, when Computers croak”
“Do they go to Heaven?”
“Only God knows, so to speak”
“That aside, I will try to start Class”
“My topic Today will be the History and Practices of Wine Making”
“Ms. Moreau”
“Yes Rod”
“What's the difference between a Priest and a Wine lover”
“What?”
“A Wine lover likes when its older
In My Head
"Jesus Motherfucking Christ !!"
“Ms. Moreau”
“Yes Mr. Wang”
“I am a wine enthusiast”
“Why is that?”
“The more I drink the more enthusiastic I become”
“As opposed to Your enthusiasm for My Classes, I am for sure”
“Ms. Moreau”
“Yes Peter”
“Wanna know what my favorite White wine is?”
“Not Really, But go ahead”
“The immigrants are taking all our jobs !!!”
In My Head
“Christ, I need about 4 bottles of wine right now”
“Ms. Moreau”
“Yes Dick”
“What’s the difference between fine wine and fine women?”
“I’ll bite”
“Fine wine doesn’t try and escape from my cellar”
“Ms. Moreau”
“Yes Spurt”
“Why do Japanese Christians offer rice wine to Jesus?”
“This I have to hear”
“For Christ’s sake”
“My sentiment exactly about all of You”
“OK, My turn for a few jokes and then I will start My lesson”
“A Canadian a Russian and a French guy are all armed with pistols and sitting around a camp fire”
“The Russian pulls out a full bottle of Vodka, opens it and drinks about a quarter of it”
“He then throws it up into the air, draws his gun and shoots it”
“The Canadian yells”
“What the Fuck?”
“The Russian says"
"In Russia We have so much Vodka We can waste it like that"
“The French guy nods His head, pulls out a bottle of wine and drinks half of it, and throws it up and shoots the bottle”
“Again, the Canadian yells”
“What the Fuck?”
“The French guy says”
"It's the same in France with wine"
"The Russian then asks”
"Hey Mr. Canadian man, isn't there something in Canada you have a lot of that you can waste?"
“So, the Canadian draws His gun and shoots the French guy”
Class Roars in laughter
“One More”
“A Man is walking through a park”
“He sees a Girl in a wheelchair crying”
"What's wrong?"
“The Man asks”
"I have never been kissed before"
“The Girl says”
“The Man kisses Her and She goes home happy”
“The next day the Man is walking through the same park”
“He sees the Girl in wheelchair again crying”
"What's wrong?"
“The Man asks”
"I never have been Wined and Dined before"
“She says”
“So the man takes Her out for a beautiful meal, gets Her drunk and wheels Her off home.”
“Again, the Man walks through the park, the following day”
“The Girl is still in the wheelchair crying”
"What's wrong?"
“Asks the Man”
"I have Never been Fucked before"
“Says the Girl”
“So, the Man picks up the Girl and throws Her in the river”
“And says”
"Well, You're Fucked now"
Class explodes in laughter
“Alright enough nonsense, let’s start”
“The History and Practices of Wine Making”
“According to an ancient Persian fable”
“Wine was the accidental discovery of a Princess seeking to end Her life with what She thought was poison”
“Instead, She experienced the Elixir’s intoxicating effects as it released Her from the anxieties of Royal Court life”
“Evolving over the centuries, g**** growing and winemaking has continued to grip the Human Imagination, inspiring Passion and Ingenuity”
“Archeological evidence suggests that the fruits cultivation and the subsequent wine making, began in Mesopotamia"
"And the areas surrounding the Caspian Sea"
"Sometime between 6000 and 4000 BCE"
“Ms. Moreau”
“Yes Mr. Schlong”
“Were You around then?”
“How Fucking old, do You think I am?”
“Pretty Old”
"Thanks, You, little, !@#$%^&*()”
“Now, The drink was savored by Royalty and Priests, while the Commoners drank Beer, Mead, and Ale”
"Like all of You !!"
“The ancient Egyptians, the first culture known to document the process of wine making”
“Preserved descriptions of harvesting g****s and drinking wine on clay tablets, which have been discovered within the burial chambers of the Social Elite”
“Winemaking made its way to Greece, where it permeated all aspects of society, from Literature, Mythology, Medicine, Leisure, and Religion”
“The Romans took vine clippings from Greece back to Italy”
“And centers of viticulture soon developed in France, Germany, Italy, Spain, Portugal, and the rest of Europe”
“Ms. Moreau”
“Yes Mr. Ploughman”
“What is the difference between a $200 wine and a $20 wine?”
“What?”
“$180”
“That's a pretty bad joke”
"So, What's a Henway ?, Mr. Ploughman"
"What Ms. Moreau?"
"About 8 LB's"
"So, There are essentially 4 types of Vines grown in a Vineyard"
"Vinifera, Grafted Vinifera, American Vines and Hybrids"
"In the late 19th century, a New World pest called Phylloxera ravaged the Old World's vineyards"
"The only solution was to graft new vines onto rootstocks resistant to the louse"
"Today, the vast majority of the world's vines are grafted or some Hybrids"
"However, s**ttered across the wine world are small pockets of vines planted on their own roots"
"Some of them are ancient vines that survived the original epidemic"
"Others are planted in areas and soils that have resisted the louse"
"Working with these vines is a risky choice, as they remain susceptible to Phylloxera"
“OK, Trade routes and early explorers carried vines and the fruit growing treatises to Mexico, Argentina, and North Africa”
“And the culture of wine continues to spread around the Globe today, with vines growing on every continent except Antarctica”
“Now this part will be off the top of My head”
“When I was working in France”
“I had an affair for 8 years with the Head of a Champagne House in Reims”
"It is very common in France for a Man to have a Mistress"
"Don't tell His Wife, Please"
“I was twenty 22 Years old at the time and He was 40 years My senior”
“Ms. Moreau”
“Yes Dick”
“Was that more than a Century ago?”
Class Snickers
“God, You are a Dick !!”
“So, I learned a lot about Wine and Champagne making from Him and some experience”
“I begged Him to let Me work part time, in the Vineyards, that they got the fruit from"
"On My Hands and Knees as usual"
"For many Years, I did just that work”
"Pruning, Picking, Processing and so on"
"I even did an Event as one of the Stewardesses, for the Champagne House"
"The Hostesses with the Mostest"
"Ms. Moreau"
"Yes John"
"Does that make You Common"
"Not at all, just a Pro"
"Unlike all of You Peon's"
“Now, In the picture on Your screen”
“In the top middle of the photo”
“You can see on the top of the Riddling rack, the Hat and Glasses, that I wore”
“Ms. Moreau”
“Yes Willy”
“A Super Sexy flight attendant asked Me how I like My coffee”
“And?”
"I tried to sound cool, So I told Her I like My coffee like I like My Women”
“That's when She told Me”
"That's cute Honey, but the coffee's Free”
“You don't have to pay for it here!"
“How did You know that, Willy?”
“That’s an Aviation Transport Secret”
“And, !@#$ You”
“To continue”
“Wine was essentially discovered, because of the fact that”
“There is Yeast all around the Planet in the air”
“Centuries ago, g*****s were stored in covered Urns”
“As opposed to other fruits, g****s have a higher sugar content”
“Some of the g****s started to rot and when they combined with the Yeast, which is all around, the sugars were converted to alcohol, and CO2”
“That same process has been refined over the Years”
“Yeasts that are used in fermentations today, have been isolated, from many sources and are used in different productions”
“For example”
“Epernay Yeast and others are used in the Production of Champagnes”
“Now, Red Wines and White Wines are made differently”
“White G****s are Picked First”
“And then put in a Destemmer Crusher”
“The crushed G****s along with the MOG, Matter other than G****s”
“Are finally put into, for example, a Pneumatic Bladder press”
“The resulting juice is then fermented in large tanks”
“Red wine is run through the same Destemmer Crusher ”
“But not pressed, right away”
“The skins remain with the juice and are fermented over a few days to extract the Flavors and Tannins”
“Then later on are pressed out”
“Both of the fermented products are then transferred from tank to tank over time, leaving the Lees behind”
“Lees are the leftover yeast particles from Autolysis”
“Which is the self-destruction of yeast cells by enzymes created from fermentation”
“Moving from tank to tank, results in a more clarified wine, without having to filter, till later”
“Then during the colder months, the wine is either naturally or mechanically refrigerated”
“To leave the Salts behind”
“The next year, the wine is transferred to other tanks”
“And in the case of white wines, they can either be aged in barrels for a short time or just bottled”
“Red wines usually sit in the barrels for Years”
“Interestingly, one of the barrels used for Red wine is Limousin Oak from the Limousin forest”
“The Limousin and Tronçais forests were originally planted by Jean Baptiste”
“But the interesting fact is, that I am alluding to, is, that the finest Carriages in Europe were made of Limousin Oak”
“And that is where the word, Limousine comes from”
"Ms. Moreau"
"Yes Peter"
"I thought You are Dutch, why are You speaking French?"
"Shut the !@#$ up, Peter"
“Now, that We know the process of making wine”
“How is Champagne made?”
“History states that Dom Perignon discovered the process from wine in a bottle, that had residual yeast in it"
"It had refermented, trapping the CO2, making sparkling wine”
“He called it Little Stars”
“That is why one of Dom Perignon's Champagne is called White Star”
"Another well known person in Champagne production is"
"Madame Veuve Clicquot Ponsardin or Widow Clicquot or Veuve Clicquot"
"Born December 16th, 1777 to July 29th, 1866"
"She is Known as the, Grande Dame of Champagne"
"Which is the name of Their best Champagne"
"La Grande Dame"
"She Was a French Champagne producer"
"She took on Her Husband's wine business when widowed at 27 years old"
"Under Her ownership, and Her skill with wine"
"The company developed early Champagne production, using a novel technique"
"The brand and company of Veuve Clicquot Ponsardin still bears Her name"
"Under Her management and Her skill with wine"
"The company developed early Champagne using the novel technique called Riddling"
"Prior to this invention, the second fermentation of wine to create champagne, resulted in a very sweet wine"
"With large bubbles and sediment from the remains of the yeast used in the fermentation in the bottle"
"Which created the bubbles in the wine and resulted in a cloudy wine"
"She still used the original English technique of adding sugar"
"But after this second fermentation was complete, the bottles were held upside down"
"The bottles were regularly turned so that the dead yeast would all gather near the cork, Riddling"
"Once the settling was complete, the wine near the cork was removed, followed by an addition of wine to refill the bottle"
"Legally Champagne is only from France"
"The rest of the World must call it, Sparkling wine"
“Champagne is made either from, a now still, single wine"
"Or a blend of many wines”
“The wine is put into Champagne bottles with a mixture, calculated out, with Champagne Yeast, such as Epernay and Sugar”
”Champagne bottles are twice as thick as regular wine bottles, to handle the forces of pressure”
“Fermentation reoccurs in the bottle, but instead the CO2 remains in the bottle, as opposed to going off into the atmosphere, as in regular wine production”
“That is where the carbonation comes from”
“Now the Lees are still in the bottle and so how are they gotten out?”
“The bottles are put into a Riddling rack on an angle”
“And rotated to move the Lees to the neck of the bottle”
“But how are they removed?”
“Generally, by freezing the neck of the bottle and creating a solid plug of the Lees”
“The bottle is turned upright and the cap removed and with a little warming of it, the plug blows out, of the bottle”
“Ms. Moreau”
“Yes Rod”
“Like a Wang?”
“Yep”
Immediately it is corked”
"Like I would do to You, Rod !!"
“In modern large scale production, the process is somewhat similar, but automated”
"I like Champagne a lot"
"But not for the reason most do"
"That it is sophisticated, expensive, etc."
"But that I like the smell and taste of the Yeast"
"It brings back many memories of the overpowering smells during fermentation and of My romance"
“Now, About the only wine that is made differently, is Noveau Beaujolais”
“Whole red g****s are placed in a closed container along with yeast”
“Consequently, the fermentation occurs inside the g****”
“The process is call, Carbonic Maceration”
“It is pressed shortly thereafter it is finished”
“And it is not aged, but sold soon after, in the later Fall”
"Very fruity and somewhat light"
“And that concludes My lesson for today”
“A Short Synopsis of the History and Practices of Wine Making”
“Ms. Moreau”
“Yes Stretch”
“I love cooking with wine”
“You Do?”
“Yes, And sometimes I even put it in the food I'm preparing”
“Ha Ha”
“And what wine do You use, Thunderbird, Boones Farm or Mogen David?”
“Alright one more joke from Me”
“A Farmer has a good harvest and decides to buy a barrel of wine to celebrate with His Wife”
“He brings it home and sets it outside of their cottage, and He and His Wife celebrate Their success”
“The next day, the Farmer wakes to find the barrel is now only half full, but They'd only had a few glasses each”
“Furious about the thievery, He posts a sign saying”
"This wine belongs to Farmer Joe, Thieves will be shot."
“Satisfied, He and His wife continue their celebration that evening”
“But the next morning, the barrel is down to a quarter full and the Farmer is incensed”
“His Wife says”
"Honey, You're going about this all wrong"
“She makes a new sign that says”
"Piss barrel, Do not drink!"
“The Farmer smiles at Her cleverness, confident no one in Their right mind would steal from the barrel”
“The next morning, the Farmer goes to check the contents and hoping He didn't lose any more wine”
“And finds the barrel full again”
BRNNG BRNNG
“That is the bell and the end of Class"
"I will see most of You in Detention after School”
“Class Dismissed !!”
"And get the !@#$ out of My hair"
In My head
“My God, I need a lot of Wine and a really Good Fucking !!”
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