Things You Might Not Know

British secret intelligence service managed to hack into an Al-Qaeda website and replace certain bomb instructions with a cupcake recipe. The CIA attempted to train cats to gather intel in the 1960s. English astronomer William Herschel discovered the planet Uranus, but he originally named it George. The Hague city spent pent €150,000 on a bridge to allow squirrels to cross a busy main road. John Steinbeck's dog, Toby, ate the first draft of "Of Mice and Men" Match.com founder lost his girlfriend to a man she met on Match.com President Calvin Coolidge used to push the emergency buzzer and… अधिक पढ़ें

द्वारा प्रकाशित किया गया था midgetkitty 1 वर्ष पूर्व 4

Proud to be Weird

Fellow weirdos, sickos, perverts, miscreants, social outcasts, degenerates, freaks, deviants, kooks, queers, dirtbags, and ass-lickers... Lend me your ears. I propose that we band together and start a deranged social movement of our own - beginning here and now, at this very moment. Please join me in establishing a new world order - a warped confederacy of the disaffected, the disenfranchised, and the fucked-up. A flagrant, unapologetic public declaration one million sc@talogically-fixated wackos strong. It’s high tim… अधिक पढ़ें

द्वारा प्रकाशित किया गया था Truth-Talker 4 वर्षो पूर्व 81

I am a Sagittarius and my Sexuality is Like this:

They have a reputation as sexual adventurers – but then, adventure is invariably the be-all and end-all of a typical Sagittarian’s life. Love is a game of chance Sagittarius is happy to take a risk on: if things get too heavy for this footloose and fancy-free star sign, it's always ready to move on. Sex without a bit of fun and playfulness holds no attraction for Sagittarius. Jokes and laughter form an essential part of its sexual foreplay and it enjoys experimenting with sex toys and games. But there’s also a more serious side to Sagittarius. Post-coital topics of conversation frequently c… अधिक पढ़ें

द्वारा प्रकाशित किया गया था Amant_Maturite 7 वर्षो पूर्व 3

Some thoughts I felt the need to share...

I would see how many donuts fit on it and I would only refer to it's size in donut terms :) I would make love to a jar of strawberry preserves :) Then screw a jar of peanut butter and wrap a slice of bread around my penis and present it to my woman :) I'd penis paint a picasso on my bedroom wall with it :) Just to get extra creative, buy a drum and use my penis to make "fresh" beats ;) These are just a few reasons I believe I wasn't born with a penis :D… अधिक पढ़ें

द्वारा प्रकाशित किया गया था purplejello 12 वर्षो पूर्व 27