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The palace meteorologist assured him that there was no chance of rain so, the king and the queen went fishing. On the way, he met a man with a fishing pole riding on a donkey, and he asked the man if the fish were biting. The fisherman said, "Your Majesty, you should return to the palace. In just a short time I expect a huge rainstorm." The king replied: "I hold the palace meteorologist in high regard. He is an educated and experienced professional. Besides, I pay him very high wages. He gave me a very different forecast. I trust him." So, the king continued his way. However, in a short ti… अधिक पढ़ें

“The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.”—Al McGuire “The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.”—Albert Einstein “War is God’s way of teaching Americans geography.”—Ambrose Bierce “It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads.”—Andy Borowitz “At every party there are two kinds of people—those who want to go home and those who don’t. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.”—Ann Landers “My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I’… अधिक पढ़ें

Lol! Brad lives in California.... He was sick of the world, of Covid-19, Trump, Russian belligerence, China, global warming, racial tensions, and the rest of the disturbing stories that occupy media headlines. Brad drove his car into his garage and then sealed every doorway and window as best he could. He got back into his car and wound down all the windows, selected his favorite radio station, started the car to a slow idle. Two days later, a worried neighbor peered through his garage window and saw him in the car. She notified the emergency services and they broke in, pulling Brad fro… अधिक पढ़ें

Andy was right on. Any TV commentator today who would now utter the words that Andy did on 60 minutes, would be immediately fired… Andy Rooney was one in a million. At the end of '60 Minutes' he usually had his own 10-minute segment that, unbelievably, was never censored by CBS. Whether you agreed with him or not, he stated a number of things that most people would not have the guts to say. He's probably the only one who could have gotten away with this. May he rest in peace. Andy Rooney once said . . . “I don't think being a minority makes you a victim of anything except numbers. The… अधिक पढ़ें

A very well-orchestrated plan, or an unimaginable set of events that just fell into place with the United States front and center. You tell me!! Scare people with a virus, force them to wear masks and place them in quarantine. Count the number of dead every second of every day, in every News Headline. By the way, ninety-nine and eight-tenths of the people who get the virus, recover. About one to two tenths of one percent who get the virus, die. Most all of them have other medical problems. Did you catch that? Less than 1/2 of a percent die. Close businesses = 35,000,000+ instantly unemploye… अधिक पढ़ें

In the year 2020 , the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in America and said: "Once again, the earth has become wicked and over -populated, and I see the end of all flesh before me." "Build another ark and save 2 of every living thing along with a few good humans." He gave Noah the blueprints, saying: "You have 6 months to build the ark before I will start the unending rain for 40 days and 40 nights." Six months later, the Lord looked down and saw Noah weeping in his yard - but no ark. "Noah!," He roared, "I'm about to start the rain! Where is the ark?" "Forgive me, Lord," begged Noa… अधिक पढ़ें

* IF MY BODY IS EVER FOUND ON A JOGGING TRAIL JUST KNOW THAT I WAS MURDERED SOMEWHERE ELSE AND DUMPED THERE. * RESPECT YOUR ELDERS. THEY GRADUATED FROM SCHOOL WITHOUT THE INTERNET. * I'VE DECIDED I'M NOT OLD, I'M 45 -- PLUS SHIPPING AND HANDLING. * WHY DO I HAVE TO PRESS "1" FOR ENGLISH? DID AMERICA MOVE? * WE HAVE ENOUGH GUN CONTROL. WHAT WE NEED IS IDIOT CONTROL. * BEHIND EVERY ANGRY WOMAN STANDS A MAN WHO HAS ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHAT HE DID WRONG. * LET'S STOP SENDING MONEY TO OTHER COUNTRIES AND LET THEM HATE US FOR FREE. * VEGETARIAN: ANCIENT TRIBAL NAME FOR THE… अधिक पढ़ें

How many coal fired power plants are there in the world today? The European Union 468 - building 27 more... Total 495 Turkey has 56 - building 93 more... Total 149 South Africa has 79 - building 24 more... Total 103 India has 589 - building 446 more.. Total 1035 Philippines has 19 - building 60 more... Total 79 South Korea has 58 - building 26 more... Total 84 Japan has 90 - building 45 more... Total 135 China has 2,363 - building 1,171 more... Total 3,534 That’s 5,615 projected coal powered plants in just 8 countries. USA has 15 - building 0 more...Total 15 And Democrat p… अधिक पढ़ें

I’m as bored as an Amish electrician. ~~~~~ Ontario, Canada has banned groups larger than 5. If you’re a family of 6, you’re all about to find out who is the least favorite! ~~~~~ The longer this goes on, the harder it will be to return to a society where pants and bras are required! ~~~~~ Happy Hour is starting earlier and earlier. ~~~~~ If this keeps up, I’ll be pouring wine in my cereal! ~~~~~ Today’s Weather? Room temperature. ~~~~~ 30 Days Hath September, June and November All the rest have 31 … except April which had 8000 ~~~~~ Smoking pot and skipping school had m… अधिक पढ़ें

We are living in a Bizarre World: • If a dude pretends to be a woman, you are required to pretend with him. • Some how It’s un-American for the census to count how many Americans are in America. • Russians influencing our elections are bad, but i*****l Mexicans voting in our elections are good. • It was cool for Joe Biden to blackmail the President of Ukraine, but it’s an impeachable offense if Donald Trump inquires about it. • Twenty is too young to drink a beer, but eighteen is old enough to vote. • Sexualizing c***dren is bad, but 11-year-old drag queens are good. • i*****ls aren't r… अधिक पढ़ें

:) 1. My goal for 2020 was to lose 10 pounds. Only have 14 to go. 2. Ate salad for dinner. Mostly croutons and tomatoes. Really just one big round crouton covered with tomato sauce, and cheese. FINE, it was a pizza.... OK, I ate a pizza! Are you happy now? 3. How to prepare Tofu: a. Throw it in the trash b. Grill some meat, chicken or fish 4. I just did a week's worth of cardio after walking into a spider web. 5. I don't mean to brag, but I finished my 14-day diet food supply in 3 hours and 20 minutes. 6. A recent study has found women who carry a little extra weight live lo… अधिक पढ़ें

Gotta love the worthless fucking liberals in congress! Hard to believe but look it up on Congress website for HR 748 from 116th Congress. American population: 330,483,530 TOTAL adults & c***dren Stimulus bill: $2,000,000,000,000 Dividing the cost by every person in America is $6,051.74 The government could have given every person (adult & c***d) over $6,000, but instead will give $1,200 to each adult under a certain income. Wanna know where the missing 96% of your tax dollars went? $300,000,000 for Migrant and Refugee Assistance pg 147 $10,000 per person for student loan bail… अधिक पढ़ें